Too energetic

I POPPED into the Viva shop the other day to get some tickets for the excellent cabaret they performed at the sports hall on Friday when a notice on a box caught my eye. It said 8 romances for £1 . It seemed like a really good deal, but when you get to

I POPPED into the Viva shop the other day to get some tickets for the excellent cabaret they performed at the sports hall on Friday when a notice on a box caught my eye.

It said "8 romances for £1". It seemed like a really good deal, but when you get to my age you are more than happy with just a chat and a cup of tea!