Please Don't Read This...You May Have To Pay!
Published:
10:23 AM November 4, 2008
Updated:
4:10 AM February 23, 2021
Please don t read this poetry Not even one small bit Cause if you read it in the pub We ll all be in for it. East Cambs District Council Are helping us no end The way they use their powers Could drive you round the bend You can sing and dance in here
Please don't read this poetry
Not even one small bit
'Cause if you read it in the pub
We'll all be in for it.
East Cambs District Council
Are helping us no end
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The way they use their powers
Could drive you 'round the bend
You can sing and dance in here
And have a lovely time
But if you talk together
Make sure it doesn't rhyme!
GEOFF GRIGGS
By email
