WE use the company s phone, Internet and stationery for private purposes.We drive the company car on company fuel for shopping and days out.We lose our phone when we fancy an upgrade.We buy from a bloke at the pub, or from dodgy stands at car boot sa

WE use the company's phone, Internet and stationery for private purposes.

We drive the company car on company fuel for shopping and days out.

We 'lose' our phone when we fancy an upgrade.

We buy from a bloke at the pub, or from dodgy stands at car boot sales.

We pay cash to 'save the VAT'.

"Finders, keepers".

Maybe we get the politicians we deserve.

JOHN CLARKE

Townsend

Little Downham