I was flicking through the local Teletext pages the other day to see what was happening in Luton when I came across a very reassuring headline. It struck me a bit like saying water is wet or it gets dark at night . You know, the Sybil Fawlty obvious,

I was flicking through the local Teletext pages the other day to see what was happening in Luton when I came across a very reassuring headline.

It struck me a bit like saying "water is wet" or "it gets dark at night". You know, the Sybil Fawlty obvious, in fact.

This nugget of information informed us that Fire Crews Train to Rescue People.

So that's what Soham's finest are up to at the fire station every Thursday evening.

And I thought they were having a whist drive.