I M told that there could be a bit of concern on the commons in the coming months. In the immortal words of Corporal Jones in Dad s Army, Don t panic! Should you happen to see a chap with a pair of binoculars roaming about the commons in the early hour

I'M told that there could be a bit of concern on the commons in the coming months.

In the immortal words of Corporal Jones in Dad's Army, "Don't panic!" Should you happen to see a chap with a pair of binoculars roaming about the commons in the early hours of the morning he's not trying to peer into your bedroom, he's an ornithologist.

Apparently, the RSPB is interested in finding out what birds inhabit our ancient commons and is sending a representative to spot and record the various breeds.

So there is no need to panic, we haven't got a new pervert, just a professional birder. Having said that, it won't hurt to keep your dirty linen away from the windows.