Please Don't Read This...You May Have To Pay!

PUBLISHED: 10:23 04 November 2008 | UPDATED: 10:35 04 May 2010

Please don t read this poetry Not even one small bit Cause if you read it in the pub We ll all be in for it. East Cambs District Council Are helping us no end The way they use their powers Could drive you round the bend You can sing and dance in here

Please don't read this poetry

Not even one small bit

'Cause if you read it in the pub

We'll all be in for it.

East Cambs District Council

Are helping us no end

The way they use their powers

Could drive you 'round the bend

You can sing and dance in here

And have a lovely time

But if you talk together

Make sure it doesn't rhyme!

GEOFF GRIGGS

By email


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